zeldathemes
Edward

my name is Edward and I'm too superwholock for you~

Tea

butttom:

*puts condom on my finger before fingering myself* you never know

mylifeissoconfusing:

fakebreast:

when someone walks in and almost catches you playing with yourself

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LMfaoolllloooooo

mylifeissoconfusing:

me

mylifeissoconfusing:

me

schoolfact:

this blog will make you laugh your ass off!

Rules to learning English

questlon:

1. their our know rules

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

reblog if you like pasta

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what are you trying to pull here dominos

juilan:


I watch porn for the storyline

juilan:

I watch porn for the storyline

her: come over
me: i can't my dog just fell asleep on my lap
her: my parents aren't home
me: he is ASLEEP
michaxl:

ok but why does the glass fill when he drinks

michaxl:

ok but why does the glass fill when he drinks

when people say christmas isn’t just about presents

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msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny